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This Is Your Brain on the Seventh Seal

Happy Seventh Seal Opening Everyone!

  • Do you feel your minds being opened up out there?
  • Do you feel the holy spirit calling you to send your money in to Rotten Ron’s church so you can be baptized even though you won’t be one of the 144,000 members of the god family?
  • Are the scales falling from your eyes?
  • Is god telling you that Weinland is one of the two witnesses from the book of Revelation?

Speak up, you tens of thousands of members of the scattered church who are supposed to be drawn back to the truth! Tell the world, the world wants to know: HAVE YOU BEEN DRAWN BACK TO THE TRUTH OF GOD’S TRUE CHURCH?

No?

Anyone?

Bueller?

Bueller?

Anyone?

Bueller?

Anyone at all?

Bueller?

Bueller?

Anyone?

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Written by weinlandwatch

March 18, 2008 at 12:27 am

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. As per one of RW’s Sermons, After the 7th seal is opened there will be a quite in heaven for 30 days, BUT THERE WILL NOT BE QUITE ON EARTH!!!

    Steve

    March 18, 2008 at 2:57 am

  2. Seems pretty quiet from where I’m sitting.

    weinlandwatch

    March 18, 2008 at 2:04 pm


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